sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
quentinsucks: ive got a problem and its called older men
condorn: Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
whatacatchkriss: sext: i bought you fall out boy tickets
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
tvvink: *shouts at you* initiate the conversation because i never will
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
*person taking Bible verse out of context*
Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
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queenxawkward: ninoflors: http://society6.com/NinoFlors Hi everyone! I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m selling some prints online. I really need to make some money in order to stay in art school and what better way than to sell my actual artwork! Please please please take a look and spread the word. I will really appreciate the help! The store gives you an option to buy prints,...
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...– Stephen R. Covey (via fakeville)
youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY